Sweet balls Miyagi

A fancy and exciting new way of saying "yeah sweet" or "great idea".

Other uses include a substitute for: "I agree", "Yes I will", "That sounds great", etc.

Allows the user to freestyle with their own mashups of the phrase, eg. "Sweet balls Miyagos" / "Sweet balls Miyaaag".

Often used in conjunction with the exclamation "WAX ON, WAX OFF MOTHERFUCKER!".

Always abbreviated in text form as "SBM".

1. Kid after taking his first shit: "I DID IT MA!"
Mum: "Sweet balls miyagi"

2. Kid after graduating college: "I MADE IT MA!"
Mum: "Sweet balls miyagi, WAX ON WAX OFF MOTHERFUCKER!"

by Madmancloak September 27, 2011

mr. miyagi

A STUPID RETARTED JERK. he is a fuckin asshole and should go burn in hell for defining Switchfoot the way he did.

Mr. Miyagi is an asshole because he said Switchfoot is annoying and talentless

by switchfootlover422 January 16, 2008

Miyagi Triple Threat

The Miyagi triple threat is a unique way to pleasure your woman. It produces extreme and powerful orgasms for her. It is performed by licking her clitoris, while simultaneously rubbing her washboard or G-spot (Note: insert finger into her vagina and rub on the upper wall of her vagina and you will feel the washboard) all while rubbing the outside of her pubic bone, directly above your inserted finger in the opposite direction. (i.e. wax on, wax off for both hands). In a short time this will produce a mind blowing orgasm for her. WARNING: this method has been known to cause coital incontinence, so please make sure your woman empties her bladder before attempting.

Gave my girl the Miyagi Triple Threat last night, and man did she cum hard!

by TeamJimmy September 1, 2011

Mr. Miyagi technique

An elite form of jerking off where you go in the shower and jerkoff aiming for the tiny holes in the drain. A master of the Mr Miyagi technique can nut perfectly through the holes and leave no residue.

“I fucking jacked off 4 times in that shower man. I just Mr. Miyagi technique in there so well it felt so good!”

by Biggie dick November 30, 2018

Mr Miyagi Soda Machine

A sex term, is put into play when a girl sits/shoves a soda can in her colon or vagina, the male then proceeds to punch her in the stomach causing the can to fire out of her rectum. This resembles a soda machine.

Man 1: Yo man! I gave my gurl a Mr Miyagi Soda machine last night!!!
Man 2: FO TRU?!?!?!?!?!?

by SuckaFree123 March 16, 2009

Soggy Miyagi

Soggy Miyagi- A fart so juicy, it makes your underwear soggy. A form of shart.

Man, I laughed so hard, I did a soggy Miyagi.

by Zozo the Cat February 7, 2010

The Mr. Miyagi

The Mr. Miyagi is a sexual technique used by only the Kung Fuck elders and those who work 24/7 for it to be pulled successfully. It consists in catching a perfectly round droplet of cum in chopsticks during the moment of ejaculation, as the liquids spurt out from the penis. One must hold it steady inbetween the two chopsticks as the Character Mr. Miyagi held the fly during his lesson.

It is said that only the toughest-trained warriors can ever pull The Mr. Miyagi. it takes skill and dedication.

by carrotsoup101 April 17, 2020