Jake is the best. If he is on your side or your best friend or a friend you are lucky. He will always make you laugh. He may say many weird things but he is the best. So if you have a friend called jake you are very lucky.
by Damian Tomaszewski July 12, 2019

Inches that are really small. For when you want to make it sound like you have more length than you actually do.
by mitchmitchmitch33 May 26, 2022

by A crusty old Minch June 08, 2022

by ZaHando_OIJosuke December 28, 2019

A term used to describe the length of a mans penis. a typical inch is usually about 2 minches or one Minch is 1/2 an inch
He said he was going to give her 10 inches of thunder. His ex girlfriend said he must be measuring in Minches because he really has about 5 inches of failure. .
by Bigroar June 20, 2018
