mallowing

the act of wallowing in self pity through the consumption of marshmallows.

Sarah came home to an empty apartment and found herself mallowing in bed alone.

by demarze June 1, 2016

Mellohi

1) The uneasy sense that everything isn't right

2) a feeling of sorrow, despair, or unhappiness mixed with anger

Person 1: "dude, you're so Mellohi."

Person 2: "yeah, I just can't believe they did that."

by aipc December 27, 2021

xo.mello

the hottest mf ever. currently engaged to scythe. she’s on the toilet 24/7 and almost got run over the other day.

“do you know where xo.mello is?”
“idk, probably taking a shit.”

by UR MOM LMFAOOOO March 30, 2021

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down

A phrase used to determine the appropriate circumstances under which to flush a toilet. Urine was to be left unflushed in the toilet bowl while feces were to be flushed right after bowel evacuation. This was used in efforts of water conservation either in the sense of environmental conservation or the saving of clean toilet tank water during power outages in remote areas.

“Man, don’t waste three gallons of water to get rid of a cup of sterile piss.”
“Why is that kindly hippy?”
“Just remember man, 'If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.'”
“Thank you, sir. Perhaps with the water we save in the crapper you might be able to bathe more thoroughly in the future.”

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down

by Capt. Chunkstyle June 5, 2006

malloc

malloc() n.

1. Function used for dynamic memory allocation in C
2. Function that should get the shit beaten out of it in C++
3. SUPREME LORD OF ALL EVIL
4. Borland's mom.

"Don't make me come up there and hafta malloc yo' ass"

by Dave E. August 17, 2004

Julia Malloy

someone who likes it in the ear.

She is such a Julia Malloy.

by Melonnxoxoxo October 16, 2010

Malloy

A man who plays by nobodies rules, has nothing to lose, but always get results.

While his superiors are often infuriated by his general disregard for the established authoritative system in his given career, his success rate ultimately appeases their anger. Despite rattling the cages of the hierarchy Malloy will often be awarded a medal upon completion of whatever mission he has undertaken in his own unorthodox fashion.

Depending on the situation Malloy may appear to be an alcoholic/estranged husband or parent/general down and out. However he is in these situations due to his persistence and commitment to his job.

Example 1

Police Commissioner : 'You need to start playing by the rules Malloy!'

Malloy : 'I play by nobodies rules. I have nothing to lose, and you need to me to solve the case'

Example 2

Fire Chief : 'I can't believe Malloy broke all of those fire fighting rules'

Fireman : 'I know, he comes into work drunk too'

Secretary : 'Yeah but he saved 30 orphans by breaking the rules and his blatant alcoholism is related to commitment to his work.' *swoon*

Fire Chief : 'That's why I'm putting him forward for the medal of SUPER FIREFIGHTING'

Example 3

Man : 'Did you see that guy punch that rapist to death and save that lady?'

Woman : 'I know, what a fucking Malloy.'

by Cpt. Malloy September 1, 2011