Miles

Literally the sexiest dude in the history of time! Once he finds a girl, he will love her and will always love her. Always knows how to help others but sometimes doesn't even know how to help himself. Sometimes he needs time to figure himself out. He'll show you mercy until you talk bullshit or mess with his girl

Person 1: Bruh who's that over there?
Person 2: You don't know who that is?! That's Miles obviously.

by EatASnickers April 8, 2019

Miles

Miles tends to be a very emo person who loves to talk to friends and draw on their hands. If you ever meet a miles make sure to become good friends.

That miles drew all over me again

by BadSpazBrad June 1, 2018

Miles

The best person ever, he is perfect in every way. He plays trumpet, and has brown hair, is tall. He is perfect in every way.

Who is that ugly guy over there

Thats definetly not miles

by Theinsanleyhotguy April 4, 2018

Miles

A strong, tall, man that is very smart . He Is nice generally but will fight for himself or his partner.

Miles beat the shit outta me after I called his girlfriend a flat tire.

by (MILE$) December 10, 2019

Miles

A tall guy who is usually over dramatic and likes to stir up drama, he usually hates being made fun of because of how tall he is. He’s also a pretty cool dude once you get to know him, he will help you under any circumstance and will always be there.

Marlin: That guy is so tall

Carl: Yeah, his name is Miles

Marlin: Makes sense!

by (Your average dictionary) September 20, 2020

Miles

Magical Floating Immortal Prostitute. He screwed half the population, and birthed the other. When He's not having affairs with shrek, kitchen appliances, or even short blonde elf boys, he enjoys the company of his zero friends and copious amounts of inappropriate jokes. Truly inspirational.

There was nothing.....Then god said, "let there be prostitutes."

Miles Commenced.

by sylwester salamon March 1, 2022

Miles

Miles is caring, funny, and hot. But don’t get fooled because he will break your heart when you realized you loved him. Try to get over him even though it’s impossible and you can’t do it.

Allison: so what did you want to tell me?
Sara: I think i am in love with Miles. I thought it was just a crush but this has been going on for 2 years.

by your.facebook.mom July 28, 2019