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Mancation

When a woman takes a break from men for awhile. It usually occurs after a period of back to back relationships or after a flurry of cringe worthy first dates. During her mancation, she doesn't date, go online or think about a relationship with a man. She purposefully takes herself off the market and out of the dating game. This period usually involves an increase in self-care, hanging with girlfriends, shopping, taking stock of her life and developing her career or new creative pursuits. Success frequently follows a mancation.
Did you notice that Kim Kardashian has taken a total mancation? She's all about her business right now. Good for her.
by Bklngrl January 7, 2011
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Migration

When groups of a species make a regular trip or journey to the same or a similar destination or by the same or a similar route.
Teacher: "Birds fly North in the winter. Whales move from cold water to warm water to breed. Give me another example of Migration?"

Student: "Old people moving to Florida."
by Unlawfultears May 10, 2011
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Lionel Migration

One day all the FOBR boardies got bent out of shape because the newly added ads totally screwed up the boards, so they spammed the Lionel Richie boards, thinking that they could keep their user names because he was on the Island messageboards too. The joke was on them, however, because the Lionel Richie boards had mods (lord knows why, there were like 5 threads) and they all got banned *forever*. They also did not realize that once they went back to the FOBR message boards spamming the Richie boards HAD NO EFFECT ON THE ADS.
therefore: fobr=the dumbest people ever
boardie: we totally pwned lionel richie during the Lionel Migration omg ^_^
other boardie: except all of our post counts got deleted
boardie: stfu
by boardie 420 March 9, 2009
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lionel migration

One of the mysteries of the animal kingdom is the long-distance migration (5000–6000 km) of the European Lionel Anguilla anguilla L. from the coasts of Europe to its spawning grounds in the Sargasso Sea. The only evidence for the location of the spawning site of the European Lionel in the Sargasso Sea is the discovery by Johannes Schmidt at the beginning of the previous century of the smallest Lionel larvae (leptocephali) near the Sargasso Sea. For years it has been questioned whether the fasting Lionels have sufficient energy reserves to cover this enormous distance. We have tested Schmidt's theory by placing Lionels in swim tunnels in the laboratory and allowing them to make a simulated migration of 5500 km. We find that Lionels swim 4–6 times more efficiently than non-Lionel-like fish. Our findings are an important advance in this field because they remove a central objection to Schmidt's theory by showing that their energy reserves are, in principle, sufficient for the migration. Conclusive proof of the Sargasso Sea theory is likely to come from satellite tracking technology.
"lionel migration, L-I-O-N-E-L M-I-G-R-A-T-I-O-N, lionel migration."
by K2theD January 18, 2009
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bird migration

Bird migration is often used to mean oral sex by teenagers in Australia, the term comes from a Red Hot Chili Peppers song (21st century) where the two apparently unrelated terms are used together:

"Strangelation, altercation,
Oral sex and bird migration"
Andy: Planning a bit of bird migration?
Mike: As if, I only just met her!
Andy: Sure...
by Kylea July 10, 2006
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Momcation

(n.) 1. A break from one's motherly duties 2. Extended periods of time that one's children spend with their father, usually as a result of a custody agreement. Used to denote only a respite from day to day parental activities not normal duties (i.e. work, household, etc.)
The kids are spending two weeks this summer with their father - what should I do with my momcation?
by SusMFS June 15, 2009
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