Pett miguel

A retarded individual

My pett miguel is dumb

by Ashim rai October 21, 2019

Miguel

The most amazing person in the world. Very quiet, yet knows when to speak up and let you know his true feelings. When he falls in love he falls hard. The girl who gets the honor of being that person is very lucky. He always knows when you need someone there for you. He will always have your back if you're his true friend. Follows his heart and dreams - making everything he wants possible. Very very good looking. Likes the sweet nectar.

Most of all he makes me feel invincible. I love you Miguel!

I'm not sure, let's ask Miguel.

by T-Flash December 11, 2011

Miguels' Pants

the place where virtually everything in the universe happens.

Person 1: "where are you right now?"
Person 2: "same place as you stupid. MIGUELS' PANTS."

by Barbieex2 March 5, 2011

migger

a mexican who tries to act black

juan is such a migger

by anthony z. July 21, 2006

Miguel

Literal god with a huge cock🗿

"I'll blow your back out bitch," says Miguel

by JFKxperience63 January 7, 2022

Miguel

Has the biggest Cock you will ever see, will face fuck hiss girlfriend so hard till she can’t speak, and will leave You limb from fucking.

Damn have you seen Miguel’s cock

by TaZeD December 5, 2020

Miguel

keyboard enthusiast; loves cars, especially BMW E30, which he will probably own 3 of. gets tilted at league of Legends but won't break anything, because half of the things he builds. Has aimbot in Fortnite, a good teamate but only wants kills. Loves the devil's music, METALCORE; the more they scream the better. Has a kink for tattoos and big boobies. Really good friend. Will sleep for 1hr and a half and he is good to go. Probably has a beard and wear glasses, Pirelli glasses. Jk they are prada. Because the devil wears prada and he loves the devil. And of course, a very big food lover!! Loves all food and cooks! *wink wink*

Miguel will help me build a keyboard after he cooks pasta and salmon for me.

by doritolover08 April 29, 2022