The sweetest girl you will ever meet, yet most realistic. Aside from your happiness, she makes the day shine a little bit brighter. She is home and brings comfort. When she walks in the room, everyone smiles. She is easy to fall in love with, impossible to get over. She makes the world go round, yet stop time all in one. Changes your life for better and makes you not give a care in the world about her past as you know you can be her future. She is everything you can dream of, but better. Soft to the touch and has a heart of gold. She matches every definition of beautiful.
by Sun Knight April 10, 2023
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by puppyloversoftball June 11, 2018
Get the Machalah mug.The most inferior seminary in the world. Girls who attend Michlalah are destined to be the most inferior girls ever. If you meet a Michlalah girl, stand back, because you may be blown away by her inferiority. If you are a Michlalah girl, you are one of the poor few. You have permission to walk around saying, "Please don't hurt me because I'm a Michlalah girl!"
Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.
Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.
Yenta #1: Wow, look at her, she's such a Michlalah Girl!
Yenta #2: You're right, she's inferior...I need to keep her away from my son!
Yenta #1: Well don't worry---he's staying away on his own!
(running from Michlalah Girl)
Yenta #2: You're right, she's inferior...I need to keep her away from my son!
Yenta #1: Well don't worry---he's staying away on his own!
(running from Michlalah Girl)
by MeohrGirlz August 19, 2009
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Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.
Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.
Yenta #1: Wow, look at her, she's such a Michlalah Girl!
Yenta #2: You're right, she's enormous...I need her to marry my elephant!
Yenta #1: Well too late--she's mine!
(fighting over Michlalah Girl)
Yenta #2: You're right, she's enormous...I need her to marry my elephant!
Yenta #1: Well too late--she's mine!
(fighting over Michlalah Girl)
by BJJchick March 26, 2009
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Red head who has dated everyone in your friend group and is bad at Pokemon Go like really really bad so bad its funny!
by Jorge Dump August 2, 2020
Get the Micalah mug.Michala Perry is a loving, caring, beautiful and nice person. She makes all the guys turn their heads with her amazing brown eyes. She will always be there for any of her friends no matter what. She is beautiful but never wants to admit it. She is an amazing best friend <3
person 1: dayum that gurl lookin fineee.
person 2: yeah that's Michala Perry and yeah shes more than fine.
person 2: yeah that's Michala Perry and yeah shes more than fine.
by quinkydinkqwerty May 20, 2013
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