microcrapping

That surprise phenomenon when you fart but then accidentally pass a tiny little turd at the same time.

Microcrapping is not typically a subject that folks wish to discuss.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

micro deucing

The practice of producing constant, brief, crumb size deuces, not to rid the bowels completely, but to feel more focused, creative, and present.

Studying for this exam is really getting to me, I think I might start micro deucing during the next lecture so I can focus more on what the prof has been saying.

by thatguyinshorts October 27, 2020

Mibao

The way white people say "meatball" in an asian accent

dude 1: Yo man, I want a meatball and the waitress is Asian. Should I use my fake accent as a joke?
dude 2: Dude, yeah.
dude 1: peez geev mi soam mibao.

by Mariaax February 17, 2010

microbating

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.

While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.

by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011

Micro-Flex

When a person, usually a friend, brags or boasts about an insignificant event that has happened to them. In comparison to a normal flex a Micro-Flex makes you question why they would say such a thing too you as it does not effect your life in any way and you do not care for it. A Micro-Flex is usually performed by a person who has very little self confidence, this is due to them wanting to big up their own uneventful and sad lives.

Person 1: I'm starting my new job on the 15th of October
Person 2: *Why would they say that to me? Did they just Micro-Flex Me?*

Person 1: I just lost my Virginity
Person 2: *Ok, cool. I didn't need to know and I don't care.*

Person 1: I always go clubbing and I always feel like shit the next day
Person 2: *So don't go clubbing on a Uni night then, are you seriously trying to Micro-Flex me?*

by FC.RIE238221 October 10, 2018

Micro Kwaygon

A really Small Penis.

I heard Justin has a Micro Kwaygon. It's really Tiny.

by Brandon Packard November 10, 2019

Toolbox McBro

A nice guy with tool-ish tendencies. Often goes shirtless. Frequent conversation topics include rugby, power-lifting, and old-school hip-hop. Prefers Ferraris to women. Can be shortened to "TBMcB"."

Jeff is such a Toolbox McBro, he showed me his lats today after he got back from rugby classes. I didn't ask to see.

by Not TBMcB October 19, 2009