Metrocan

N; adj.

Second generation Mexican American who has embrace a metro lifestyle (see metro).

Characterized by wearing a variety of modern urban styles: especially form fitting - and ever so slightly sagging - Gothic or emo jeans (see Gothic and emo); an over-sized sports cap with a straight brim (usually of a team the Metrocan has no idea what sport the team competes, but matches the day's outfit), or large hair brushed and sprayed straight up; and a subtlety plaid long sleeve shirt that has a hint of urban "gangsta" (see gangsta).

Known to participate in a fad dance style called Shuffling (see Shuffling or running in place).

A large group of teenage Metrocans gathered in a circle after school and broke into a shuffle.

The Metrocan Shuffle session was short lived due to the school banning Shuffle music.

by a. mused October 5, 2011

metrocorp, corp.

the most hardcore company.

"MetroCorp, corp. is so awesome! OMG I want a 4 sided triangle!!!!!!111"

by tarudos January 15, 2004

metropark

an overpriced yet the only store which doesn't give in to that hollister/abercrombie shit style. provides great clothes with everything from punk-ish to "gangster."

I just bought this awesome top from metropark for $90!

by corii January 31, 2008

metrotard

Someone who acts or looks like they are retarded but really isn't.

"Ew rachel, your being such a metrotard, stop it."

by rachiebear October 20, 2006

Metropark

An extreme metro sexual. One who dresses gay without being gay.

Hey, Aaron, you look so clean, almost gay looking, you're a metropark.

by MMDG July 22, 2010

metrocurious

The state of being curious about metrosexuality.

A metrocurious male human would experience desires to experiment with things such as man purses(murses), spray tanning, hair highlights, etc. In a sentence: Dude, while getting a manicure today I had thoughts of buying myself some 500 thread count sheets. I think I might be metrocurious.

by meatburglar October 27, 2010

Metboard

A wonderful loving community of people who respected each other's personal beliefs and opinions while sharing in their love for Metallica. A true dystopia.

Jesus Loves You All On The Metboard

Posted by Sainty, March 31, 2002

by anonymous June 2, 2023