Methul

a man who would kill for carti, he breathe carti, he eat carti, he sleep carti, he live for carti, bro got a dick that could turn a coochie into a warzone, semen missles left and right like he johnny sins, nuttier than a sperm bank

Hey I got my sister pregnant lmao, sL4tT 🦋 🐍 💕✨, baby vamp soon.

Omg you are such a Methul.

by yesilikechildren November 22, 2021

methlabrador

a really fukin gay guy named leo who lives in chico, famous on tumblr.com

"dude have you heard about methlabrador?"
"oh yeah that faggot"

by tyflowsion January 10, 2013

Methusan

A guy that is smart, tall and beats up small kids.

Methusan beats up Aroshan

by aroushan is kaka July 11, 2019

methlab

a particularly foul (and foul smelling) brand of homeless redneck hick who has nothing better to do than pick fights in Goodwill Thrift stores, which he inhabits during all their opening hours, 24/7 365. If a methlab attacks you, he can be distracted by filthy broken plastic toys or any merchandise bearing the Confederate Flag logo. Whille not a particularly dangerous creature , unless he's been into some PCP or crack, then approach with EXTREME caution. In most normal circumstances the methlab's fundamental cowardice can be counted upon to end potential conflicts.

"methlab... underneath the trailer... methlab"
(sung to the tune of sealab 2021)

see also 'el oso', 'capn crusty', and 'garbage can man'

by Don Tripontode June 11, 2006

Methila

Methila is known as an ugly donkey. Moreover she loves to kiss vishnu and likes to fuck boys

Stop being a Methila!

by King4evee September 6, 2021

methusalem

A build of FreeDOS. We spent a long time trying to figure out what it meant. It's probably a misspelling and should really be Methusaleh whom is that 968 year old biblical guy.

Do you have the methusalem build?

by Josh July 12, 2004

methuja

A little piece of faece

What a methuja

by anonymous November 17, 2021