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yahoo messenger

Buggy crapware that is used to send "instant messages" that are queued for several days before being delivered or possibly lost. Also known to crash if more than three people fart at once, and the third tuesday of every month.
Damn, fucking yahell crahed again!
by Bunghole August 22, 2003
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AOL Instant Messenger

A horrid program that people are forced to use in order to communicate on the internet due to the fact all others are worse. Filled with many bugs and errors people have to deal with in order to talk to multiple friends without the use of a telephone. No one likes it, but it's at least better than the alternatives. Also see aim.
TheTrueOvermind: Hi
Wonder Kirby: Hey
TheTrueOvermind has signed off.
TheTrueOvermind had logged on.
Wonder Kirby: ???
TheTrueOvermind: Sorry AIM crashed again.
Wonder Kirby: Yeah, sucks doesn't it?
TheTrueOvermind: I wish there was something better, too bad this is the best.
Wonder Kirby: Yeah, even Gaim sucks.
TheTrueOvermind signed off.
Wonder Kirby signed off.
AOL Instant Messenger signed off.
by BackToNormal December 19, 2004
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messaged

Discussion of how our instructional practices are being messaged...
by Blaxguy99 December 8, 2017
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Dirty Messinger

When you haven't showered in between sex sessions with two different women in a 48 hour window, causing extreme odor and nausea
Carl gave Marissa the Dirty Messinger, poor girl almost barges when he dropped his pants
by Khaki Dan February 22, 2018
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MSN Messenger

Microsoft's very own messenger service, used by a huge variety of people to chat with each other offering many useful features. Mainly used by teenagers & often assumed that the Messenger is used by perverts.
"I'll speak to you later, on MSN Messenger"
by Ringmasterrob September 15, 2004
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msn messenger

The newest way to have intercourse with other people.
And by intercourse, I mean speech, you perverts.
"Step aside phones, letters, morse code, and actual talking, here comes MSN messenger!"
by T.J.(cc) November 15, 2005
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Sexy Messenger

Slang term used by guys to describe a hot girl they're with who's way out of their league.

They miss her all the time and have to chat with her every day either by text or MSN Messenger to make sure she's still feeling sexy and interested in them.
Joe - "You getting it on with anyone at the min mate?"

Mark - "Hell yeah, I'm still on it with that sexy messenger I was telling you about! That shorty is way outta my league"
by M.68 April 4, 2010
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