Hot Messbian

An attractive lesbian woman who just can’t seem to get it together.

Usually a total disaster, super disorganized and runs through women like she goes through underwear.

I think she’s so hot but I don’t think I’d ask her out.

Me: don’t. She’s a total hot messbian.

by Bustdownlesbiana August 12, 2019

Messianic Complex

a state of mind in which an individual holds a belief they are, or are destined to become, a savior.

Jesus had a messianic complex.

by Amelle April 9, 2012

messian

The creature that resides on a persons back when they are stoned. Its size and behavior vary in accordance with the degree of intoxication.

"There's a messian on my back."

by ish and twins April 23, 2008

Les Misbian

An enthusiast for Les Miserables the musical that consumes your soul and will not let it free.

How it feels to be a LesMisbian:

Les mis has burst through your life like the sound of angels and the light of the sun. When your the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drum, there is your life about to end when the movie starts. To love that musical is to see the face of God.

"I want to start a revolution."

"You are such a Les Misbian.

by maggi007 November 26, 2013

mensbian

In online sex play, a guy who plays a female avatar but only goes after other chicks.

I asked CuriousYellow023 to cyber but that mensbian said he only wants to do women!

by iano July 18, 2006

Messianic Muslim

01) An individual who ethnically, patriotically, and/or culturally practiced and identified as a follower of Islam. Now they fully recognize that the historical Jesus of Nazareth (Yeshua HaNotzri) is the Messiah and that the New Testament is a part of TaNaKH(i.e., Torah, Nevi'im, Ketuvim, Hadashah-- literally "New" or "News"); and still believes in the Messenger Mohammed and The Quran. Also understands that Mohammed was a born-again Christian.

02) Recognizes the Godhead as described by Christian Religions and by Jesus as: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Allah being Father God in the "Godhead Construct".

Ex: Ever since Ahmed found Jesus and was born-again he had conflict identifying as a born-again Christian because his family believe in Islam. So he does declare himself as a Messianic Muslim.

by Freak Gringo November 21, 2019

Messian

The small creature on one's back when stoned. It's behaviour and size differs depending on the level of intoxication.

Person A: "Oooo, I can feel him!"
Person B: "Who!?"
Person A: "The Messian!"

by Ishie Javes April 22, 2008