Meattard

A gymbro who is obsessed with protein intake.

Gymbro: "Is it gonna help make me big?"

Normal fella: "No bro, blueberries are just packed with vitamins and antioxidants."

Gymbro: "If it's not protein, I don't want it."

Fella: "Meattard."

by Big Thaddeus July 8, 2023

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METtard

An ignorant, incompetent, functionally stupid individual that works at Home Depot on the MET team. A person so mentally challenged that they couldn't even meet the low standards of a regular Home Depot associate and had to be put into a special group of morons. METtards as a whole have high levels of absenteeism, insubordination and suicide.

They fired another METtard yesterday because he was late for the 17th time this month.

Another METtard blew his brains out over the weekend.

The whole project was ruined because one of the METtard's couldn't read the instructions.

by ChazKnowzBest February 9, 2025

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