A mother who is convinced that her child is a genius. Mensa Mommy has given birth to Jesus H. Christ, or at least the next best thing. Her child will walk before yours, talk before yours, sleep through the night before yours, breastfeed better, and generally stomp the crap out of your child before the age of 2 and for the rest of your lives. No matter what cute, adorable, or truly remarkable thing your child does, she has a story to one up you.
The Mensa Mommy outrageously insisted that her 4 month old was clearly articulating the words to "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star."
by Lawyer Mama March 1, 2008
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"No seas menso".... Don't be crazy. Or, "mensa, yo te dije que no lo hicieras"... stupid, I told you not to do it.
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1.) of or pertaining to a bonanza of a significant magnitude in or about Menands, NY
2.)as an exclamatory statement
3.)as a replacement for any word representing the almighty
1.) of or pertaining to a bonanza of a significant magnitude in or about Menands, NY
2.)as an exclamatory statement
3.)as a replacement for any word representing the almighty
1.) "Free Tacos at the Menands Tbell with a valid student ID?!?! THATS A FUCKING MENANDZA !!!!"
2.) "MENANDZA, it burns when I piss"
3.) "SAVE ME, OH KIND AND GENEROUS MENANDZA!!"
2.) "MENANDZA, it burns when I piss"
3.) "SAVE ME, OH KIND AND GENEROUS MENANDZA!!"
by Todd "NH bar fire" December 15, 2008
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Can't wait till Minsanity dude. It's going to be Minsane in the membrane!
Can't wait till Minsanity dude. It's going to be Minsane in the membrane!
by SammyQS July 13, 2012
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by sdnanemlrig September 11, 2009
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