A melysane is a beauty of the nature. Sometimes sur doesn't see it but i can assure you that when she enters in your life she doesn't leave. You can always count on a melysane to make you laugh, sur made the best dad jokes every. I assure you that you are gonna laugh with a melysane because of her jokes and her misadventure. Beside that, melysane is someone who you really wanna be around because of her charism and her charm.
People A: why are you laughing
People B: cause melysane telled us a joke
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'