metetron

1. a dolty tool
2. one who really sucks at poker and, subsequently, at life

Man, that guy with his pink collar popped who isn't very good at poker is a real metetron.

by Ray Zee July 24, 2008

Menstrowaiting

Waiting to have your period

"I think I'm pregnant, I'm menstrowaiting right now"

by BrynMyrddin September 11, 2011

Menstrosity

What your beautiful, wonderful, kind, loving and nurturing wife, finace or girlfriend turns into when their monthly visitor comes to call. Similar to the transformation that occurs with someone who has been bitten by a Werewolf. A total and complete transformation into an irrational, instinct and hormone driven raging beast.

Similar to Monstosity:

monstrosity
1. an outrageous or ugly person or thing; monster
2. the state or quality of being monstrous

But directly caused by a visit from aunt flow

Joe: "Hey Frank, can I come and stay with you for a week, Betsy has turned into a complete menstrosity."

Frank: "No problem bro, I feel your pain."

by BigBlackBlick May 21, 2010

menstro crap

A menstro crap is the shits that you produce when your having a period...it is much more smelly than a regular shite, and is of a runny consistency.

kid- 'urggggggggggggghhh whats that terrible smell'
other kid 'Its Mum's menstro crap ..Auntie flow must be visiting'

by Auntie Flow July 5, 2009

Menestrating

When a girl is Leading up to or actually on there Period.

Boy: Why have you been so Moody latley?

Girl: Im Menestrating

by S.A.E August 22, 2008

Monstronomous

Very big, ugly monster or not unlike the big, ugly monster.

I swear that I just saw something monstronomous moving through the trees!

by Dictianary July 16, 2016

menstropire

menstropire - a person who engages in oral sex on a woman during her period

I am not fond of going down on my lady. Except during that time of the month. I am a total menstropire, sue me

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016