Jack Melville

A manly biker dyke that will accept fisting as payment for nearly anything

Person: Hey sorry i forgot your 5$

Jack Melville: Its okay just fist me as payment im also a gay jew

by Morgun_freemon May 4, 2017

MELVILLE

A boring but fun town

We all call it dead Ville

Everybody know everybody in Melville

Sarah;have u been to Melville

Joe; yes I met three people and they all knew each other

by Blue bird444 April 9, 2019

Melville

Someone who wears grucci and is very busty , very cute as well.

There is busty Melville

by Yessiryessirthreebagsfull September 3, 2019

melville-main

A family known to be sluts.

You belong to the melville-mains's.

by sillygia November 24, 2025

Designated Melviller

Named after the writer Herman Melville who wrote Moby Dick when your homies go to the club this is the guy preselected whose job it is to distract the fattie friends so that you can talk to the hottie

BRIAN: Derek's gonna slay tonight!!
ETHAN: Nah man he's the designated melviller

by shakespur April 14, 2023