After eating a large amount of Spanish food and while life is fine and dandy you get the "Oh, no" face. And abruptly leaving the table, running to the restroom. Making it to the restroom gliding across the floor as to not have any impact. Once in the stall, you fumble with the pants forgetting how to unbuckle pants as if it were the most impossible task.
Great Success.
Then taking pants and underpants off at same time, once they hit knee area, fully expecting to make it to ankles. But unexpectedly once at the knees, your poor lack of timing causes your tightened sphincter muscles to release. Your only course of action at this point is to attempt sitting before your poop spray coats the walls. But alas, it is too late. There is now a shotgun blast of poop starting on the walls waist level leading to inside the toilet bowl. You continue to finish all of your amazingness into the toilet. After the sweaty unfortunate event, you wipe up your butt as opposed to your neighbors, picking up your pants and leaving the restroom in shame. Anyone else entering the restroom will know that the last person to use this stall was the victim of a mexican shotgun.
Great Success.
Then taking pants and underpants off at same time, once they hit knee area, fully expecting to make it to ankles. But unexpectedly once at the knees, your poor lack of timing causes your tightened sphincter muscles to release. Your only course of action at this point is to attempt sitting before your poop spray coats the walls. But alas, it is too late. There is now a shotgun blast of poop starting on the walls waist level leading to inside the toilet bowl. You continue to finish all of your amazingness into the toilet. After the sweaty unfortunate event, you wipe up your butt as opposed to your neighbors, picking up your pants and leaving the restroom in shame. Anyone else entering the restroom will know that the last person to use this stall was the victim of a mexican shotgun.
by TheRealMascot January 10, 2015
Get the Mexican Shotgun mug.This classic involves faking a severe heart attack right before climaxing. As she's picking up the phone and dialing 911, you dump your load on the back of her head and run out the door.
The last time I performed a Mexican Magic Trick was when I had a one-night stand with the waitress we met at the bus stop.
by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016
Get the Mexican Magic Trick mug.Related Words
Melica
• melican
• melicamp
• mexican
• Melina
• Mexican Standoff
• Melia
• merica
• mexican shower
• Mexican Halloween
by Benji bobble May 30, 2019
Get the mexican hotwing mug.The cuttest girl ever. Melika is a very Amazing girl. She is healthy, smart, funny, and shy. She will bring light into your life and you will get very attached to her. Never let go of a Melika if you get one. she always knows how to have a fun time!
by mahdi67 August 17, 2018
Get the Melika mug.A single payer healthcare bill proposed in the United States that works by expanding the already existing Medicare program to cover all citizens.
Medicare For All funds healthcare through taxes, rather than paying premiums and deductibles to profit-driven insurance companies.
This is important legislation because the United States is the only developed nation that doesn’t have universal care for all of its citizens.
Medicare For All funds healthcare through taxes, rather than paying premiums and deductibles to profit-driven insurance companies.
This is important legislation because the United States is the only developed nation that doesn’t have universal care for all of its citizens.
If we had Medicare for All, then you’d never have to worry about out of pocket healthcare expenses again.
by XDefineThingsX May 5, 2019
Get the Medicare For All mug.Melisa is a amazing kind funny girl she sees the best in people she loves to have fun if you are ever sad know that this goofy girl will cheer you up treat her like the princess she is. She not one to make you sad or bored she is one to make you smile love her with all her faults and all her beauty.
by Destiny52 September 10, 2018
Get the Melisa mug.Kicked out of his house by his girlfriend before he could get his luggage out of the attic, Ryan was forced to haul out his clothes in Mexican softsides.
by dendu March 27, 2015
Get the mexican softside mug.