Melante

Jou poes

Melante means that you are a poes

by Melante November 23, 2023

Melendez

To luck into great things in your life, only to fuck up said things, once people who are better than you figure out your scam.

Man, I was hired sight-unseen for a great gig where people nurtured me because they felt sorry for me. I let it get to my head and once I was hired by an even bigger gig, they quickly figured out my scam and demoted me and cut my pay drastically like what they did to Stuttering John Melendez.

by Irish1275 March 3, 2024

maria melendez

That girl is perfect. She has a beautiful smile. She has beautiful eyes that are like looking at stars. She has an amazing sense of humor. She always will make everything funny, but when you need a shoulder she will always be there to listen to you and help you out no matter what the problem is. You can count on her. She will always be honest. And if you ever hurt one of her friends, she'll never be to scared to tell you and show her feelings. Shes truly amazing. She has a beautiful body, shes one of the sexiest girls you'll ever meet. she always smells so good.

"who's that beautiful girl coming down the street?"

"oh yeah, thats Maria Melendez"❤️

by Anonymous027396 April 14, 2014

Esteban Melendez-Hector

Usually a light skin cat who a lil slow. Licks the cheeto dust off his fingers. Wears too tight leggings. Has tig ole bitty fetish.

He's definitely an Esteban Melendez-Hector, you can tell by how he sucks his thumb.

by Nia88 May 28, 2018

Alan Melendez

A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening

Alan Melendez
A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening intentions
- that foo roddy actin sus, call him Alan Melendez

by Ok bro December 14, 2021

Nasty Melendez

Get a woman pregnant, leave her, and saddle her with debt

No, he gave me a Nasty Melendez

by Alex Stein January 30, 2024

Dirty Melendez

1: Sexual act. A Dirty Melendez is performed while anal pounding a fat, drunk, pathetic loser. The top fingers the loser's ass and wipes the remnants on the loser's upper lip. 2: An alcoholic, foul smelling, has-been never-was, loser, needle dick, closeted homosexual, deadbeat dad, narcissist with delusions of grandeur, who has a joke of what he calls a podcast.

Stuttering John is a Dirty Melendez

by GenerationXP April 14, 2024