Megalodon

A huge 18-meter shark, nobody knows if this shark is a myth, but it's said that a huge tooth from this beast has been found in a area where a ocean used to be. (AKA the ocean dried up from all those years.) The tooth goes up to a height of 7 inches. This shark was bigger than a whale shark, and would eat other sharks and giant squids.

"Have you heard of the Megalodon shark?"
"Isn't that a legend?"
"Nobody knows, but if it's real, it's extinct, so it can't hurt animals or humans!"
"But I heard it's still alive... and there's proof..."
"Woah..."

by Ironically Incredible April 5, 2015

Megalodong

A big Dick Diver. A commercial diver who's cock is so large, it could be mistaken for a shark

Quick!!, everyone out of the water!! There is a massive megalodong near blackburn's asshole!!

by JWATT85 November 10, 2018

Megalodon fucked

When you drink almost a whole bottle of vodka, twerk violently for hours and abuse anyone within a 10 metres of you

"Yeah man she was megalodon fucked"
"On a scale of 1-megalodon fucked how drunk are you"

by MegalodonM8 August 19, 2015

MEGALOAD

When Megamind busts a FAT one (post-hero arc)
*derived from "hero cream"

When Roxanne pulls out the strap-on..... a megaload is coming ;)

by pls why May 27, 2021

Megalodon monday

A national holiday every monday celebrating the Megalodon shark

Tim: What day is it?

Rob: Its Megalodon monday!

Tim: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Megalodong

A highly motivated person who is pushing you to your limits, someone who will destroy you in all kinds of activitys.

Yesterday I was at the gym with John, he pushd me to my limits. A true Megalodong.

by Kovalski September 6, 2023

megalords

a corporation whose business is renting apartments to the public on a grand scale. corporations that rent apartments to tenants on a massive scale. mega landlords.

people who rent from megalords pay 30% more in fees, often charging fees for services that have no cost to the corporate landlord .

by jock London March 26, 2024