As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021

The Meatloaf

Something Will Ferrell's character wanted in the film Wedding Crashers.

"MA, THE MEATLOAF!! FUCK!!!"

by Godzilla himself February 6, 2012

meatloaf bukkake

A sexual activity where several people defecate on another person

Karen loved being pooped on. She loved the smell and the way it felt sticking to her naked body. So when Adam suggested he invite his friends over to give her a meatloaf bukkake she was very enthusiastic about the idea. Unfortunately, one of the assholes ate a lot of habanero peppers and his shit burned Karen's skin, splashed in her eyes causing extreme pain, and now she has pink eye.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018

Overcooked the meatloaf

Passing gas, cutting rug, farting, etc.

When Jason overcooked the meatloaf, his house reeked

by Cutting_rug March 2, 2017

casual meatloaf

Used to describe passive-aggressive tensions between two people. Not nessecarily "beef", but not normal tensions.

"Hey, do you still have beef with Mark after he hooked up with your ex?"
"No, we just have Casual Meatloaf."

by ArxidiaX2 December 21, 2016

Anal Meatloaf

the act of shoving a freshly cooked meatloaf up someone's butt

I gave her an anal meatloaf last night.

by betaPoltergeist February 18, 2015

Brooklyn Meatloaf

the act of taking a dump in somebody's oven and then slowly baking it so that the smell permeates through the entire residence.

i left a brooklyn meatloaf at john's apartment while he is away on vacation

by Mr. Meatloaf December 11, 2007