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MAGAlocentric

The assumption that America comprises Evangelicals and "everyone else." The dichotomy created by this assumption often pits family member against family member, and alienates life-long friends who, prior to allowing the surfacing of MAGAlocentrism by the MAGAlocentric, also allowed the family members and former friends to live in relative peace and harmony. There is neither treatment nor a cure for this unfortunate ailment. Advice to the non MAGAlocentric...distance is the only safeguard against infection.
"I always suspected that Uriah was a bit odd, and his penchant for the National Inquirer was amusing. But now, his MAGAlocentrism has exposed him to ridicule. I can no longer allow him around my children. He's a MAGAlocentric."
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Megalophobia

A phobia of huge objects or things. common with homophobic people.
oh no, that person had a huge dick, my megalophobia is starting to act up
by Jaok Dude February 7, 2022
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Megalophobia

That funny skeleton triggers my megalophobia
by Jonah_LT06 January 14, 2021
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Megalophobia

Dude I got Megalophobic when I saw that blue jacket at school.

"Megalophobia
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MegaDope

1 When something is multiple times more dope than just average "dope".

2 When something is so fucking dope that your facial expression automatically changes because it affects you in a special way.

3 Used to describe someone or something in its optimized state of balanced , fully integrated , elemental synthesis : its Ultimate form.

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1 "dope is better than basic ... and MegaDope is Doper than dope."

2"Yeah man that shit was dope ..."

"Nah man , that was some next level , beyond average , MEGA-DOPE shit man! I've never seen some shit like that before."

3"Yo ... Voltron is dope."

"True , but check this shit out man ... Each individual Lion is dope on their own ... but when all the elemental Lions combine into one GIANT integrated Robot ... THEN Voltron becomes MEGADOPE !!!!!
5 TIMES DOPE SON."
by www.megadope.net March 19, 2017
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megalophilia

A fetish for placing large objects in ones anal cavity.
Yo dawg, Slim Shady is the greatest megalophiliac in the game! I heard he can fit every inch of a baseball bat up his butt.

What the fuck. He's into megalophilia? For real?

Yeah man. He even put an extra large pizza up his asshole too. With pineapple!

Yo man that's fucking gross! Who the fuck puts pineapple in their asshole?

Nah dawg it was on the pizza.

I know but who the fuck puts pineapple on they're pizza? That just aint right. He should of put sausage or pepperoni on it before he went and ate it with his asshole.
by Googlee Da Pimp April 10, 2017
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Megalomeiniac

Someone who has a real soft spot for Chinese style American noodles.
I love Chinese style American noodles! I'm a megalomeiniac!

"Pork! Beef! Chicken!, It doesn't matter! Gonna slurp down those greasy noodles like I'm sucking a Gogurt!"

👆 This fucker's a psycho...
by SpermDonor April 15, 2021
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