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McPocket

The act of where one purchases a pie (any one) from McDonald’s, and proceeds to fleshlight the pie.
“Dude did you try that new secret menu item at McDonald’s
“nah what it is?”
“A McPocket you’ve gotta try it!”
by ColeMakes October 19, 2025
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sausage mcjockey

by SIKKOBAMBERFISHCOK March 25, 2009
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Tommy mcock

a man who throws up into a bowl of spaghetti while casually masturbating to the existence of science. he would walk up to a girl on a non consensual way with fizz and then use his stinky breath to fart out all his hormones in order to create a new baby made up of diarrhoea, he fucks men by the name of mike smith because his tollie looks like a half eaten boriito that went to church on a Monday morning.
oh that man is so fucked up, definitely a Tommy mcock
a man who gets sent to death sentence for masturbating on ancient historians who like to eat restickles made up from testicular cromazones from an art form of majestic penis.
by Bighonkjonk May 13, 2023
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Duncan McCockiner

I was Duncan McCockiner
by Jaydenwalpert February 6, 2025
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