May 1st

National lose your virginity day! Get laid by your girlfriend and she will never stop loving you!

Friends: why can’t she walk
Guy: it’s may 1st 🥵

by Dontbeapussy29 April 28, 2021

May 1st

May 1st is National Date a Friend day

A: “Hey you’re my friend right?”
B: “Yeah!”
A: “okay date me it’s May 1st”
B: “okay!”

by daystoday April 30, 2022

May 1st

national make ur best friend lose their virginity day

person 1: hey i get to fuck you now
person 2: wait wtf why

person 1: its may 1st! i get to fuck you

by izothecatdidntask\ May 1, 2022

May 1st

National Cuddle your gf/bf day.

Person 1:Babe can we cuddle?
Person 2:Why now?
Person 1:It's May 1st
Person 2:So?
Person 1:It's National Cuddle your gf/bf day!
Person 2:Oh alright.

by UwU_Im_Horny May 1, 2022

May 1st

it's Max's birthday 😁

guy1: oh shit it's may 1st
guy2: yo what's that

guy1: it's Max's birthday

by qwerty002 May 1, 2022

May 1st

The date on which Philip Burnell had a thirst.

When he has a thirst, and it's on May 1st, who is gonna burst?
PHILIP BURNELL!

by not a normal man September 18, 2024

May 1st

Your Girlfriend has to say “Yes” to you for the entire day

May 1st-

Boyfriend: “Will you marry me?”
Girlfriend: “Yes”

by Capital King May 1, 2024