May 12

People born on this day are dickHeads, irresponsible, immature and over all very stupid.

Person 1: hey what day are you born on

Person 2: may 12 !!
Person 1: hahaha, your dickhead then

by Funny girl 13 November 2, 2019

May 12

Let me face plant into your tittys

Me-Hey can I stick my face in your boobs
You- tf no
Me-but it’s may 12th
You-oh ya

by Devin and lexi May 9, 2022

May 12

She HAS to listen to her boyfriend all day

Why is she doing what he wants ?
It's may 12 duh she has to listen on may 12

by Anonymous bish ari May 11, 2022

May 12

It’s national “make sure a guy asked you out day” u know why guys this person needs it and hopefully will not be alone on there b-day also to ad to this awesome day give every girl u know that is born on May 12th a beautiful hug/kiss (she or he wants it bad!!)

Random guy: Hey girl happy b-day *gives kiss*

Girl: accepts the gift and marries the lovely man later on in life on May 12th!

by Caramel12313 November 14, 2019

May 12

A national day where everyone shouts Jagerhatesgrenades from Instagram out on his story. This national day is a tradition from the Jäger Army.

Hey, have you shouted out Jagerhatesgrenades today?

No why?

It's May 12, National Shoutout Jägerhatesgrenades day

by Jagerhatesgrenades May 11, 2021

May 12

Be nice to your siblings

me: hey sis wanna go somewhere
them: why are u being so nice to me
me: it’s may 12 duh
them: oh okay let’s go then!
me: okay!!

by machary May 8, 2022

may 12

appreciate your cousin!

yo it’s may 12 , hang w yo cuzzos!

by sonnyyy819 May 12, 2020