may 

usually a name of a rude person. is unkind and selfish. makes horrible jokes. may is also the name of many dumb people. people named may are usually ugly and are diagnosed with obesity.

child: “mommy someone in my class answered a question about plants with “uranus” haha.”

mom: “she’s probably a may.”

may by sevcnringss November 8, 2019

May 

May is an amazing person until you get to know her. She will annoy the fuck out of you and boasts about being the most satanic person in your group. Though she is good at drawing she will mock anything else you draw.

Person 1: "Oh it's may!"
everyone else in the group: "run for your freakin lives if you want to live"

May by urmumisgayx2 December 15, 2019

May 

If you were born in may your a slut

Dude ariana grande must be born in may
Why?
She is a big slut

May by Uwuajaja November 17, 2019

May 

A month-long downward spiral of depression where you regret falling for the girl named after this 5th month of the year.

Tomathon: Hey Mao Zedong. What's up with that guy over there?

Mao Zedong: I believe that man is having a May...

Tomathon: O

May by AB365 June 1, 2018

May 

If your born on this date your one of the most thoughtful, kindest and beautiful person ever🥰

Person 1: look at that girl over there! She is so beautiful!
Person 2: yeah she must have been born in May!

May by You can’t see me but I see u November 2, 2019

May 

For the whole month of may girls can not wear makeup.

Boy: hey why arint you wearing makeup

Girl: oh because its may! During may girls dont wear makeup!

May by Jesusisntholy November 7, 2019

may 

girls can’t where makeup all month

it’s no makeup may girls can’t where makeup all month

may by hehdyejsusgddjhd November 9, 2019