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Maxwell's are a special species of stupid. They are always Gay.
Maxwell's is an idiot
Maxwell by Trump is cool November 5, 2019
Someone who lies a lot especially about cars and insurance they are good at this but always have that one person who is also in on the lie and usually the person who he looks up to as a role model.
Maxwell: “don’t have insurance anymore
Maxwell is short, dumb, and unathletic. He's really fucking hot and gets all the ladies. He lost his virginity at age 9 to the hottest chick in school, the math teacher. He has 3 hoes, gets all F's in school, and is always the worst player on sports teams. He's puny as fuck, wears glasses, and his dad and mom are successful. But they beat him with a hammer whenever he gets in trouble. His mom smokes crack, and his dad is 7 years sober.
Person A: Maxwell is hot
Person B: Slay
Maxwell by DisBoiEpic September 12, 2022
Maxwell has the most beautiful girlfriend and is always loyal. He is one of the best singers out there
Hi maxwell
What do u want
Maxwell by Richard Belleh May 29, 2019
a guy with a smalllllll penis
Maxwell is a disappointment
Maxwell by KillMeKiley May 7, 2019
A person with a HUGE penis, like, absolutely SCHLONGIN COCK, just, fucking 20 inch long, 10 inch girth, horse-sized dick.
Person 1: Bro have you seen Maxwell's cock? That thing's huge!
Person 2: I wasn't sure if that was a human penis or a donkey penis at first...
Maxwell by Schlongerbonger May 23, 2021