Maxi

Maxi is a very crazy dude, who talks way to much shit. Prime Maxi incomming. He is a person who loves try to compete as the best in the competition. He trash talks his opponents and motivated himself as well as his Team. Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos Aveiero got his career only for Maxi‘s sacrifice. He took a bullet for him. His mindset is build different. On the literature aspect in his school life he plays Walter Hartwell White. And if you dont know who you talking to right now i will make it clear for you! Maxi is not in Danger, your name. A guy opens his door and gets shot and your thinking of me. Ha! I am the Danger… I am the one who knocks! And if a Maxi see‘s a Tank… bro your in danger.

Maxi is the one who knocks!

by —W.W. August 17, 2022

Maxi

Verb, to "Maxi" is to commit suicide via asphyxiation with a belt.

Past tense "Maxi'd."

"Did you hear about Maximillion?"

"No, What happened?"

"She totally Maxi'd last night on instragam live."

"Bummer."

by Madame Marcy February 20, 2025

Maxi

A tall robo bitch with massive tungsten tits that will crush your dick paper thin.

AAAAAAAAA FUCK MAXI JUST FLATTENED MY FUCKING DICK

by Disappointing Polish November 7, 2025

maxi muff

A combination of Muff Cabbage and Maxi tampon. The ultimate insulting nickname.

Noooo! Not Maxi muff!

by that_gurl;) October 23, 2013

Maxi mounds

A striper who holds the worlds record for the world larges augmented breast. They measure 60.5 inches measured across the nipples and she has a bra size of 42M. More information about her can be found on the net.

Who doesn't want to soo Maxi mounds naked?

by Deep blue 2012 March 1, 2010

Maxi-wank

The act of recklessly masturbating onself into oblivion. One must not confuse any other ways of masturbation with the maxi-wank, as an authentic maxi-wank requires the person practicing to ejaculate on his thigh and stomach. One must also fall asleep immediately following ejaculation without the typical "tissue routine" in order for such an act to be constituted as a maxi-wank.

Tim: Hey where is Paul, isn't he supposed to be making dinner?

Oliver: No I don't think it will happen anytime soon, I walked into his room before and he was asleep with cum all over his stomach and left thigh. It was obvious that he had a maxi-wank.

by luciferlou September 18, 2012

Maxi Mounddropped

Having HHH tities being dropped on your head.

Damn did you see her just Maxi Mounddrop Whiskey? I think he might have a concussion!

by Ares157 October 28, 2004