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Kanker Mauro

A mentally handicapped, obese, pepperoni pizza eating, waste of life who thrives when ruining the lives of his friends and family. A kanker mauro will wake up guests in the middle of the night because he has to get some Cola. When trying to reason with it, he will react unnecessarily aggressive or loud for no reason. It often goes to a mosque to take in islamic propaganda.
Oh great! Here comes that Kanker Mauro again!
by maurofiel March 15, 2025
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Gassy Mauro

A state of extreme flatulence experienced by Mauro, a Dutch, pepperoni pizza-loving, LEGO Darth Vader head-throwing, Fortnite-addicted Muslim. This condition is triggered by consuming one burrito too many, combined with an excessive intake of cola mixed with Jack Daniel's.
After devouring three burritos and chugging a liter of Jack and cola, Mauro transformed into Gassy Mauro, clearing the room with his legendary fumes during an all-night Fortnite session.
by maurofiel July 25, 2025
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Mauro

A schizophrenic man who refuses to take his meds because his other personality sexually assaults him at night while he’s sleeping. He enjoys being digitally assaulted in his bunghole and looks forward to it every night.
Dang, Mauro ain’t take his meds in forever. Dude limp so bad he can barely walk.
by Bobby Buddha January 1, 2025
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Mauro

Mauro is a term to refer to a slutty male.
Frank: You're such a Mauro
Ben: No I'm not
by bigbewbsfatcaulk March 27, 2024
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