A mentally handicapped, obese, pepperoni pizza eating, waste of life who thrives when ruining the lives of his friends and family. A kanker mauro will wake up guests in the middle of the night because he has to get some Cola. When trying to reason with it, he will react unnecessarily aggressive or loud for no reason. It often goes to a mosque to take in islamic propaganda.
by maurofiel March 15, 2025
Get the Kanker Mauromug. A state of extreme flatulence experienced by Mauro, a Dutch, pepperoni pizza-loving, LEGO Darth Vader head-throwing, Fortnite-addicted Muslim. This condition is triggered by consuming one burrito too many, combined with an excessive intake of cola mixed with Jack Daniel's.
After devouring three burritos and chugging a liter of Jack and cola, Mauro transformed into Gassy Mauro, clearing the room with his legendary fumes during an all-night Fortnite session.
by maurofiel July 25, 2025
Get the Gassy Mauromug. A schizophrenic man who refuses to take his meds because his other personality sexually assaults him at night while he’s sleeping. He enjoys being digitally assaulted in his bunghole and looks forward to it every night.
by Bobby Buddha January 1, 2025
Get the Mauromug. by bigbewbsfatcaulk March 27, 2024
Get the Mauromug.