the absolute best person you'll ever meet. she always knows when to keep her distance or show up on your doorstep. she is the person that everyone wants to date or be. she has an artistic side to her that no one knows about. she's a sexy and busty brunette and has the nicest eyes ever. beware she's a very intense kisser.
by kevin howward April 09, 2017
a redneck kid from connecticut who THINKS hes the shit but really he cries in his sleep. he is also very gay
by MasterMind4567 November 18, 2013
When a women mounts her vibrator but accidentally sticks it up her ass, loses it in her bowls and has to wait till her next shit to get it out
Her: “Damn, I got a dirty Maura and that shits still vibrating... Got some good AA batteries”
Her: “ I just projectile shit that dirty Maura out of me, Anyone got a plunger?”
Her: “ I just projectile shit that dirty Maura out of me, Anyone got a plunger?”
by Cakesadoo April 16, 2020
Maura and Matthew work good together, they are your super power couple. They never let you down and if you let them out from your sight, they will let the party begin. Maura and Matthew are lovers they love each other. They are each other's #1 priority. Maura and Matthew will get married and have a family together. They are your friends that are attached to each other.
by Cookiexmonstax November 25, 2017
When a women mounts her vibrator but accidentally sticks it up her ass, loses it in her bowels and has to wait till her next shit to get it out.
Her: “Damn, I got a dirty Maura and that shits still vibrating up there... das some good AA batteries”
Her: “I just projectiles shit that dirty Maura out of me, anyone have a plunger?”
Her: “I just projectiles shit that dirty Maura out of me, anyone have a plunger?”
by Cakesadoo April 16, 2020
by mazasis_M January 22, 2024
Such a silly person with an emo edge. She’s shy but also very loud at the same time. Anygays she’s a cutie.
by sillygoosey123 April 11, 2023