Not to be confused with Brian's dick it is over 3 miles long example wow Louis dick is only one million size of Brian Matthews dick
by Brian's Matthews dick February 8, 2021
Get the Brian Matthews dick mug.Cop 1: What the fuck is that in the grassy knoll?
Cop 2: That's just Chris Matthews jerking off as Obama's Limo passes the crowd.
Cop 2: That's just Chris Matthews jerking off as Obama's Limo passes the crowd.
by thrill up my leg December 23, 2010
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How I figure it, "The Matthews Bridge" is the one in jacksonville Florida. As Fred says, "Im a red necked f**ker from jacksonville" "Take him to the matthews bridge"...means go and throw him off this huge bridge presumably?
Or a bridge is a musical step, Fred just calls this the matthews bridge as in someone saying "Take it to the bridge"
Hope this helps.
Or a bridge is a musical step, Fred just calls this the matthews bridge as in someone saying "Take it to the bridge"
Hope this helps.
by mick sturbs October 3, 2007
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Get the Dylan Matthews mug.Joel: Hey, is that Clay Matthews of the Green Bay Packers?
Nick: Yeah he's only the most badass mofo ever to play football ever.
Nick: Yeah he's only the most badass mofo ever to play football ever.
by th3druminator August 17, 2011
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Get the Matthews addiction mug.Matthews mum is a huge, whale sized human that comes from west Wales, UK.
Every fat joke you have heard of was written about her!
Not only is she huge, she has a pussy the size of the bat cave, which also is cold and wet!
Matthews mum also had a sexual size - she is described of having a 6 cock mouth and as a result of the amount of blokes that has been in her - the virginal grip of a dying mans hand shake.
If you see Mattews mum - it is compulsory to fuck her, but be careful - you may be confused by wether you fuck her or climb inside and row her!
Every fat joke you have heard of was written about her!
Not only is she huge, she has a pussy the size of the bat cave, which also is cold and wet!
Matthews mum also had a sexual size - she is described of having a 6 cock mouth and as a result of the amount of blokes that has been in her - the virginal grip of a dying mans hand shake.
If you see Mattews mum - it is compulsory to fuck her, but be careful - you may be confused by wether you fuck her or climb inside and row her!
Boy 1 - Look the size of that Whale!
Boy 2 - That’s not a Whale, that’s Matthews mum!
Boy 1 - No way! Right we have to fuck her, but there is 6 of us
Boy 2 - It’s okay - she has a 6 cock mouth
Boy 2 - That’s not a Whale, that’s Matthews mum!
Boy 1 - No way! Right we have to fuck her, but there is 6 of us
Boy 2 - It’s okay - she has a 6 cock mouth
by The God of Cod August 23, 2020
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