Masturbatory Skullduggery

You enter a room and sniff that familiar smell of ammonia, a copy of Razzle lies open nearby.There are tissues scattered around the bed and underneath the bed is a vacuum-pump penis developer.All the evidence suggests that someone has been wanking them selves off. But who was it?

This case of Masturbatory Skullduggery becomes more incongruous by the minute, some of these used tissues contain wallpaper paste solution!

by dead fantasist November 26, 2006

masterbatory

1. adj. used when someone is hot enough to jank to.

2. n. A special place (study, lavatory, closet used for masterbatory sessions.

3. n. Laboratory specially designed for studying masterbation.

1. Holy shit, I met Kristen's little sis last week, girl is fully masterbatory!

2. If you'll excuse me, I need to step into the masterbatory for a quick tug.

by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

Mastabatorial

The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.

1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial

2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!

by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008

anti-masturbatory

Something that halts or reduces one's urge to jack off.
Anything classified as "cute" is automatically anti-masturbatory, otherwise it would just be "hot".

I was getting busy looking at porn then I heard the most anti-masturbatory thing ever:
Meatwad from adult swim's Aqua Teen Hunger Force's voice.

by Battery September 17, 2005

masturbatory

A public restroom, especially one located on the campus of a coeducational institute of learning.

See you in class. I gotta stop at the masturbatory.

by Nappy Martin December 1, 2003

masturbatory

Of, or relating to the act of masturbation.

"Come to my masturbatory aerobics class tomorrow."

by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003

Masterbatory

adj. Something which is great fun to do but is completely pointless or without useful purpose.

Person 1: "hey have you checked out that farming app on facebook?"

Person 2: "yeah, it's totally masterbatory!"

by tickletackle November 28, 2010