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Any Massachusetts driver who abides by the driving rules of Massachusetts highways (128, 93, 495, 3, and the Pike, but not West of Worcester). These rules are:

1) Never use your blinker.
2) If you want to change lanes, wait until there is someone to cut off
3) The speed limit is a guideline; it is the bare minimum you should go. Ideally, you should be going about 25-30 mph above it
4) No U-Turn signs are just a suggestion, you can bang a U-ie wherever you damn well please
5) Tailgating is mandatory if there is any traffic at all
6) One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn
7) If you see someone with a Yankees sticker, ride up even closer on their tail
8) Change lanes frequently

A Masshole isn't a shitty driver. He may piss you off, but he ultimately gets there faster and without crashing. It's an acquired skill

He also is probably smarter than anyone from any other state, and yet still can drink like a true Irishman

The Masshole test is simple. Go down Route 3 from Braintree to the Sagamore Bridge. If you do it in under 30 minutes, you're a Masshole
Me: I made it from Boston to Hyannis in under an hour

Someone else: Dude, you're such a fuckin' Masshole
by King of the Massholes April 28, 2011
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Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".
by Jumpingrat September 4, 2008
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somebody who writes definitions on urban dictionary with the sole purpose of pissing somebody off.
man 1 dude did you see my name on urban dictionary

man 2 yah dude that was a dick move probably one of those urban dictionary assholes
by ilovekaylamarieodellhater October 2, 2011
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MMAsshole

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This is a individual who is obsessed with the world of mixed martial arts (MMA) and takes it way too far. This is a person who goes out to take the knowledge they got while watching "THE NEXT ULTIMATE FIGHTER" marathon and acts as if there is no one tougher that they are. They can be found and all types of establishments that serve alcohol. When they are engaged in a confrontation they will speak of their "Striking Skills" and"Ground and Pound". This persons wardrobe consists of Affliction and Tapout apparel mainly or has a Affliction and Tapout logo tattoo.
The guy in who started that fight is a mmasshole.

"I have a unstoppable ground and pound" stated the mmasshole
by Ginger Bouncer August 2, 2010
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anchors and assholes

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Its used for an extremely difficult but almost impossible situation, but its when you finally pull threw and get the job done Anchors and assholes!
on a boat catching a 300 pound plus fish using light weight fishing equipment spending hours out on the boat and somehow finally managing to get the fish in your position, freaking anchors and assholes
by flathead saunders November 20, 2010
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An answer to any question which is obviously yes.
Dude: Are you shitfaced?
Guy: Do frogs have watertight assholes?
by twobitp October 13, 2006
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1. For residents of Massachusetts, it is an achieved title for drving faster, being wreckless, cutting other drivers off often, and having no patience for other drivers on the road.

2. For non-residents of Massachusetts, it is a term of dislike for the people of Massachusetts that drive like an asshole.
1. I was such a masshole today when I went down route 128 at 98 mph.

2. Don't even think about cutting me off, you masshole!
by proud masshole December 6, 2004
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