Sunday Massacre

The long wait at restaurants due to everyone getting out of church on Sunday.

The long wait at Chili’s was brutal today...gotta love the Sunday Massacre.

by TheSethdaddy February 24, 2019

franklin massachusetts

A small town in Massachusetts overpopulated by Italians, pretty much everyone in franklin is a hardcore athlete of some kind, most of them are assholes and the town is filled with drama but overall it's decent. Every Friday night they dress up in white and blue for the highschool football games and almost everyone there knows how to party.

Person 1: those boys in the blue and white are hot

Person 2: they're from franklin Massachusetts

Person 1: nevermind

by Litlife1738 September 16, 2017

indiana massara

A really cool and edgy Australian girl whose outfits are very litty Also has a red instagram theme that has been going on for a really really long time.

Indiana massara should confirm that she is in a relationship with Jay ulloa ;)

by 2Kool4School January 2, 2019

massachusetts

n. A whole lot of chusetts

That is one serious massachusetts.

by none ya bidness June 18, 2003

Massagitute

A person that fronts as a massage therapist but is really a prostitute.

Hey Brandon, I know Jessica isn’t currently fulfilling your needs. You need a massagitute to take care of your cock and balls while faking a massage.

by Asylum Bound October 20, 2021

Lowell, Massachusetts

A dirty fuckin city where everyone either smells like ass, you can find drugs on the preschool playground, guns in bushes, and smoochies after school

highlands: its dirty, everyone is crazy, you can buy or sell a gun or drugs, whole lotta gang shit going on, and full of asians, hispanics, and some blacks
acre: where you will find everything i listed in for the highlands but worse
pawtucketville: mostly full of rich snobby kids that try to act hard and get their ass kicked by guys from back central, highlands, acre, or centerville

centerville equally as bad as highlands and acre but more shooting and fights than anything else
south lowell: ghetto but not as ghetto as the acre, highlands and the villie
downtown: home to the crackheads, homeless people, and Lowell high school where you can find anything from the smoochies, drugs, and gangs to a half assed education u will forget after senior year
back central: we dont talk about back central, just know its scary there
belvidere: the closer it is to dt the more ghetto it gets

noteable gangs:
YBD
YCH
TMB
ABZ
BTK
theres more but i dont care too much to add them here

person 1: Lowell, Massachusetts fucking sucks

person 2: on god it does

by 978.IPAR September 2, 2022

body massage machine

1. A machine which massages the body
2. A large black man from the hilarious dubbed GI Joe PSA's
3. A rock band from Anchorage, Alaska

Kid 1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid 2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid 1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid 2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid 2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."

by Smop December 25, 2005