Springfield Massachusetts

Springfield Massachusetts is a well known city located in Western Massachusetts commonly brought up as the home of Drugs, Violence, and the Negro community. Despite being the defining factor of practically all of Western Massachusetts it is surely the shitiest place to live, it is a struggle to find housing even the size of a elementary school restroom. but before you even manage to find a place to live you will be (as we call here) “triple R’ed”, robbed, raped, and relentlessly hate crimed by blue haired liberals.

P1: I have to pass through Springfield Massachusetts to reach my destination

P2: Rest In Peace my friend.

by PissCumShit April 26, 2021

Shrewsbury, Massachusetts

The most amazing AWWWWW inspiring place in the world Shrewsbury is amazing and whoooo I love ya shrewsbury

That place is so Shrewsbury, Massachusetts

by shshshshshshshhaljfhjdsndjkbvd December 6, 2011

stoughton, massachusetts

Samll town south of Boston. Also known as "Toughtown." Filled with jews, blacks, japs, stoners, junkies, sluts, dykes, prudes, wiggers, russians, and fuglies. Most of the guys wear pink and call themselves metro because they're afraid they might be gay. Enemies with Canton Bitches.

A: "Lets go key that Canton slutbag's car. What should we write?"
B: I'm thinking 'FUCK U! Love, Toughtown -Tell all ya friends' What do u think?"
C: "Wait u guys, just let me blow this guy in the back of a school bus and then we can all shoot up some heroin!"
A: "OK"

by EffinHater February 5, 2005

Swansea, Massachusetts

A small, depressing town in the far Southeast corner of Massachusetts. It is not nice enough to be considered part of "The Cape" and not crappy enough to be considered a suburb of Fall River. It is incredibly poor and the public school system is under funded and embarassing. Best of all: it is too far from Boston for people from MAssachusetts to have heard of it and too "far" from Rhode Island for rhode Islanders to care about it.It should become its own country. There is an overwhelming Azorian Portuguese population.

If you grew up in Swansea, Massachusetts almost everywhere else you go will seem better and more intersting.

by Goldfish-Luvah February 19, 2009

stoughton, massachusetts

wow whoever wrote that is wicked gay

whoever wrote that is wicked gay

by ryan April 18, 2005

Massachusetts wrecking ball

A dingleberry (small piece of poop) stuck in one's pubes.

"How.. HOW DID HE HAVE A DINGLEBERRY IN THE FRONT?!"

"The ol, Massachusetts wrecking ball"

by wtf-m8 March 22, 2020

Massachusetts Left

While stopped at an intersection, A Massachusetts Left is the act of quickly taking a left as soon as the light turns green, in order to avoid having to wait for the line of cars heading your way to pass.

I was in a hurry, so I pulled a quick Massachusetts Left as soon as the light turned green.

by Fightin April 13, 2009