Hit me in the curry and call me masala

This is a word that makes no sense. It is how Asian people confuse their enemies in a fight. E.g. Hey you, don't punch me in the face. Just Hit me in the curry and call me masala. Whilst their enemy is confused the Asian makes a run for it. This is a funny and confusing phrase because it makes no sense.

E.g. Bro allow me, just Hit me in the curry and call me masala.

by Mr AsianMan July 26, 2018

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Every Breath You Tikka Masala Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that features tikka masala flavors

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Every Breath You Tikka Masala Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

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Masala blog

A blog that excessively indulges in yellow journalism and celebrity worshipping.
It's the blog version of a tabloid, usually lacks original content but tries to pretend like it's very essential for the internet community.

masala blogs are maintained to keep people's low self-esteems hidden

by maapi October 5, 2006

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Humaid Masala

A person who owns crap sri lankan restaurents on southal travels today

Nibble: Have u heard that new shop down the road
PC Parma: Lemme guess its owned by a Humaid Masala?
CHACHI: UR GODDAMN RIGHT

by DOOD DUDE November 26, 2018

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Indian masala boy

A typical Indian boy that drives a vw polo, with gold teeth, tattoos that are faded, 1 inch hair cut, pants falling down and off all unemployed.

Look at that Indian masala boy.

by Jabu February 3, 2021

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Masala Nuts

When the human male contracts every single sexually transmitted disease known to mankind that one would rather copulate with a three week old seekh kabab skewer that was left outside on the streets of Karachi.

Amanda: God damn it, my crotch has been on fire since last night!
Brittany: Wait, did you fuck Vighnesh?
Amanda: Well yeah. There wasn't any other human male within a 500 mile radius of Devanahalli.
Brittany: Serves you right. Didn't you know he has masala nuts? He's on the UN watchlist for masala nuts.

by knottyfibre January 23, 2024

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