Marta

a sexy cock blocka

Marta blocks cocks like a man with no socks.

by Marta July 15, 2003

Marta

A SEXY ASF MOTHERFUCKER WHO ACTS GAY BUT ISN'T. AND DESERVES EVERYTHING

Bro:"yo do you know that sexy asf girl"
Me:"THAT'S MARTA"

by ꈤꀤꁅꁅꍏ March 2, 2020

Marta

A person that looks like Skeet Ulrich.

Person: Hey, do you know a marta?
Person: Yeah, she looks like a stoner that drives a retro minivan.

by hannygranny March 23, 2019

Marta

Marta is a really nice person i love everybody named Marta even tho they are annoying as hell and they are usually a pisces, i still love them

-Hi,my name is Marta!
-bai esti prost

by Your beloved one<33 March 18, 2022

Marta

A fat cunt

Marta is so fat its scary

by Lamar556743 June 10, 2015

Marta

An annoying cow that bothers you and is alway heart horney.

"dude dont be such a Marta"

by UwUGrinch February 12, 2020

Marta

a mormon ho thats in love with moe and whos not really mormon

Marta fucks Keith in the evening.

by im sexy November 2, 2003