Middle Eastern Mars bar

Its when someone puts some of their pubic hairs on your Mars bar and then you eat it.

Yummy i just had a Middle Eastern Mars bar!

by Fanta July 3, 2006

Deep fried Mars Bar

Starter of the Gods

Main course of the Gods: Deep Fried Cheese Tomato & Mushroom Pizza.

Pudding of the gods: Deep Fried After Eight

"Ayeyarright? C'nIava Deep Fried Mars Bars, 'sarritewityu?"

by Fuck Meat-eating Bastards July 18, 2003

Texas mars bar

A cunning sexual act where a sexual partner defecates into your foreskin, performs oral sex while eating and cleaning your penis

Whoa man, met this crazy girl last night, I asked her what the craziest thing she did and she told me she did the Texas mars bar

by Mr mars bar March 4, 2019

mars bar

Slang for homosexual man - I don't need to draw you a picture....
Sort of like fudge packer. Nobody needs to picture that. Seriously.

"You're moving to Darlinghurst??!! What, are you a Mars Bar now or something??"

by sideways April 28, 2004

Deep fried Mars Bar

(n.) A disgusting looking, savoury from the North of the UK. Involves a glazed chocolate product being fried in batter for all of three minutes, before being pulled out looking like it could be served with chips. Allow to dry before eating.

To the "kill meat-eaters" guy: Did you know that mars cars contain animal lipids? If you eat it, you eat animal. Haha!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

mars bar

black man in a sleeping bag!

TranTheMan - "What do you call a blackman in a sleeping bar?"
EdTheNed - "i dunno"
TranTheMan - "a mars bar"

by purple_FANNY May 13, 2007

Mars Bar Toastie

Named after the delicious dessert from the Squealing Pig in Boston, MA, this deviant sex act requires two people who engage in any form of sexual intercourse in a tanning bed, and then proceed to defecate in said tanning bed.

Yo dawg, imma call up Shirley and we are gunna drop sick mars bar toasties at Campus Tan.

by Josh Lundgren April 26, 2006