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Marlon Brando Syndrome

Marlon Brando Syndrome (MBS) refers to the unfortunate condition affecting some celebrities. They may be incredibly attractive in their younger years, but become ridiculously unattractive in their later years. It is nearly impossible to detect MBS until it is too late.
Brigitte Bardot was total fox back in the day, but have you seen a current picture of her? Another sad case of Marlon Brando Syndrome.
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Marley-Dole-Saget-Barker-Ross 

The sequence of last names called after "Bob" when the bowl/joint/blunt/bong is about to get started into rotation.
Represents every famous Bob.
Smoking device holder: BOB!
Person who next wants possession of the smoking device: Marley-Dole-Saget-Barker-Ross!

marlensche 

Marlensche is a very nice, beautiful girl!

She is bene!
she`s absolutly perfect!

marlensche
marlensche by avatie_pandorie January 12, 2017

Marden fish & chip shop 

Also known as hells fish and chip shop. A place where your bound for an early grave if you eat the chips
Sarah: "Hey Jim, wanna go to the Marden fish & chip shop?"
Jim:"I would no sooner eat the ungodly food stuff under the oven."

Marley Park elementary school 

At Marley Park elementary school everyone is fucking stupid and can’t walk down the motherfucking halls by themselves. At marley park elementary we like to vape in the bathroom, and snitch on each other for doing so. Don’t come to Marley motherfucking Park.

square marden 

Jackie Chan's comical mispronunciation of Madison Square Garden in the bloopers of Rush Hour 2.
I always dreamed to square marden.

Surprise Marlin 

When you are fucking your girl, and you stick your fingure in her butt hole to perk her up. Then take you other hand and stick it in her mouth just like you caught a giant marlin. Once your finger is in her mouth your friend jumps out of the closet and takes a picture, of your giant catch.
Danny: dude you will never guess what i did to monique.
Stan: Aww man what could do to that whale?
Danny: I gave her a surprise marlin, Big Tom took the pic.
Stan: Dude that is sick i wish i could do that.
Danny: in time you will, in time you will...