Markel

Definition: The term markel is usually used to describe a handsome yet talented man. He has a beautiful sense of humor and is loved by many.

Man: Wow who is that?
Other Guy:oh that's markel.
Man: I wish I was him.

by Dr.Dicklittle March 13, 2017

off the market

Taken. Not single. Someone whom you should leave the fuck alone.

Can be abbreviated to OTM.

Yo, dude. You best quit chasing after her. She's off the market.

by HolyMolly March 5, 2008

Markell

A boy you immediately fall for as soon as you lay eyes on him. He has a smile that shines brighter than the sun, and a laugh that will charm any girl. He's extremely fun to be around, and will go out of his way to make you feel great. You'd get lost in is eyes and you'll find yourself thinking about him nonstop. He's got a great sense of humor and is always up for an adventure. He isn't afraid of judgment and will stick up for you without hesitation. He has a huge heart and will do anything for the people he loves.

I fell in love with Markell the first time i saw him

by amajorsimp November 25, 2021

markeese

A handsome young man, shy in the streets but a freak in the sheets. Have severally large genitals and is very useful with his tongue.

Wow Markeese I never got it like this.

by Kxxx October 7, 2013

Markeith

One of a kind talented person girls love to talk to him he can write music good lyrics an is a loveable person has a good smile

markeith is a cool person

by markeithdk May 2, 2009

Flea Market Joke

The funniest joke ever made. Sure to get a laugh every single time.

Friend: I’m feeling a little down today, can you tell me a really funny joke to make me feel better?
Me: Sure. I’ll tell you the Flea Market Joke! So I was at a flea market recently and there was this guy selling a bunch of DVDs

So I was like "Hello Mr. DVD man, what's your name?"
And he was like, "My name's Rick Astley"
So I was like "Oh cool. What kind of DVD's have you got?"
And he was like, "I've got a bunch of Pixar DVDs"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I Monsters inc?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Monsters inc"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have Toy story?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Toy story?"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have that one?"
And he was like, "No you can't have that one."
So I was like, "Why can't I have that one?"
And he was like, "Because its my favorite one."
So I was like, "Why won't you give it to me."
And he was like, "Because I'm never gonna give you up."

by SwagMikey123 July 4, 2021

market correction

A business term used to describe how a free-market economy balances itself after extreme events run their course like a rising stocks after a recession or the real estate bubble burst. The word crossed over into everyday use to similarly describe when one's fortune or luck changes, for bad or good, changing the course of daily life.

BAD:
Bob: Last summer I was was nailing babes left and right. Now that I'm back at college...nothing!

Pete: Ah, well, you're not that attractive or interesting. You just had a lucky streak. You were due for a market correction. Consider yourself forntunate if any girl even talks to you, bro!

GOOD:
Pete: I was just promoted at work! I've been wasting my talents there for WEEKS, but the VP just quit and they promoted me to replace him. Guess I was due for a market correction, huh? How's the girl situation, Bob?

Bob: I hate you.

by Tenacious Faulker August 21, 2009