mariokart

the best game ever invented.

i can own you in mariokart.

by can't touch yoshi March 16, 2009

Marita

The nicest person you will ever meet, she is energic and funny but may be a little much to handle sometimes.

Guy 1: "That girl is such a Marita".
Guy 2: "She sure is.

Marita

by avenoir April 28, 2017

maritals

Sexual relations between husband and wife. Used in mockery of conservatives who think sex should only happen in marriage.

"Can I come over tonight or are you and Lee having maritals?"

by Coell September 6, 2005

Bubbles Marital Bliss

A ménage à trois (or even of four or more) with some pretty bright young things in the hope of spicing up an already flagging marriage; any artificial stimulant used in the context of conjugal rites with an eye to rekindling the lusty fires of one's honeymoon. Part of a wider codified lexicon employed by Oxbridge Dons.

Wife Figure: 'Darling, I do hate to be uncouth, but why don't we forget the Connect Four just for one evening, put little Tarquin to bed and have ourselves some Bubbles Marital Bliss?\

Husband Figure: 'Daisy, you've made a scene. I think you'd better leave.'

by Mdme Bovary February 19, 2010

marital transgression

A classy way to say you were cheating on your wife or husband.

Adulteror: Yes, I am guilty of a Marital transgression but I would like the public to know I reget it.

Average person: :| you mean you cheated on your wife.

by problemo_official February 21, 2011

Marista

She is basically the greatest person you will ever meet.She is super goofy .She is your best friend.She will be there for you when you are .Sometimes you'll spill tea.She has your back and you have hers.As soon as you say something she can already tell your mood.She is Your Bestie.She will tell you if you look good or not.She is super honest,and loyal,she may not know this but she is super pretty.She will hype you up.She will speak her mind.She will hook you up.Because that's just how she is.
💯

You:Hey
Marista:So I can already tell you have had a bad day
You:Yeah,but how did you know??
Marista: Because I'm Marista!!

by Itsmehoes August 24, 2019

mariotehplumber

An internet troll who formally criticised on the "Classic Design" of Sonic the Hedgehog and now focuses on targeting "Modern" Nintendo fans. He is very foul mouthed, racist, Sexist, homophobic, uses mental disorders as legitimate insults and has terrible grammar. He used to use the word Hentai for characters mainly that attract a Rule 34 following but he doesn't really use that term anymore. He also used to pronounce "Morons" as "Morans" for some reason.

His most infamous video was one where he revealed himself to hate the character "Rosalina" from the Mario series and scalped 232 Amiibo of the character just so the fans of her couldn't. He got a lot of trolling through this which was actually quite funny.

As of 2018, he is mainly seen on his Twitter account or is on his friend TheBalishChannel's Twitch page.

mariotehplumber: "MODERN MORANS!"
me: That manchild really has problems.

by LTPofficial November 4, 2018