Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it
(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021
Get the marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks mug.An herbal remedy used by honest men and women since colonial times in America and ancient times in other parts of the world. This remedy used to decrease the amount of pain one feels after chemotherapy, decrease nausea felt during pregnancy and cancer related treatments, increase the apettite. May cause spiritual enlightenment.
The trade, transport, distribution, production and consumption of this plant is strictly prohibited by the governing bodies of the United States of America.
Psychological addiction is the predominating cause of concern for future generations.
The trade, transport, distribution, production and consumption of this plant is strictly prohibited by the governing bodies of the United States of America.
Psychological addiction is the predominating cause of concern for future generations.
by Cristo July 8, 2004
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(N.) Marijuana Enthusiast- the proper name for any pot smoking individual. Replaces the slanderous names such as pot head, stoner, druggie, burnout, retard, etc.
Asshole- you guys are pot heads!
Brad Thompson & Nick Smals- No sir, we are Marijuana Enthusiasts. Please get that shit right next time.
Brad Thompson & Nick Smals- No sir, we are Marijuana Enthusiasts. Please get that shit right next time.
by Romeo & John-Roy February 24, 2010
Get the Marijuana Enthusiast mug.1st Person: *cough, cough* oh shi.. *cough, hiccup* AH crap, marijuana hiccups!
2nd: HAHA! sucks to be you
1st: *hiccups* DAMN!!
2nd: *laughs some more*
2nd: HAHA! sucks to be you
1st: *hiccups* DAMN!!
2nd: *laughs some more*
by High~Heaven091 September 22, 2010
Get the Marijuana Hiccups mug.Hey, Geraldine, I saw some hoodlums smoking those funny marijuana cigarettes behind our house yesterday.
by jigglyjugs October 27, 2011
Get the marijuana cigarette mug.A bill, proposition 215, passed by the voters of California in 1996 to allow doctors to prescribe medical pot to their patients. Originally there was a narrow definition of what it could be prescribed for, such as glaucoma, AIDS, or cancer. Bill SB 420 expanded the definition of what it could be prescribed for including anxiety, depression, chronic farting, PMS, and ADHD among others. A patient will see a pot doc and get what is called a recommendation. With the recommendation, good for one year, a patient can by pot legally from the many dispensaries around the state.
Going into a legal pot for the first time I saw rays of light and heard angels singing my first time at a legal medical marijuana dispensery. A hippy chick greeted me with a warm, "Welcome brother!" I felt like I died and went to Amsterdam. They had all strains: indicas, sativas, and hybrids. They also had hot sauce, pot pizza, ice cream, sodas, tinctures, pot pills, and a large assortment of pipes, vaporizers, and bongs. My life would never be the same.
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