an annoying woman who shouldn't even be classified as a musician. i can't stand her voice. it is too raspy. her songs are even more annoying than her voice. plus, she can't dance to save her life. it so boring seeing her videos. i can almost puke when i hear her and see her.
person: i can't stand mariah carey.
me: do you want to be my best freind because i totally agree with you!
person 2: mariah carey is so hot and she is a talented singer!
me: how do you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning! mariah carey is a lousy singer and has no talents whatsoever. have you seen her movie glitter? i mean come on, that shouldn't even be classified as a movie! okay, you know what, why don't you just get away from me, now!!
me: do you want to be my best freind because i totally agree with you!
person 2: mariah carey is so hot and she is a talented singer!
me: how do you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning! mariah carey is a lousy singer and has no talents whatsoever. have you seen her movie glitter? i mean come on, that shouldn't even be classified as a movie! okay, you know what, why don't you just get away from me, now!!
by gap06 January 5, 2006
-Dude, I lost my dog.
-Did you use a dog whistle?
-I lost that too.
-Did you call Mariah Carey and ask her to sing her highest note?
-Aw man, I never thought of that. Now I feel stupid.
-Did you use a dog whistle?
-I lost that too.
-Did you call Mariah Carey and ask her to sing her highest note?
-Aw man, I never thought of that. Now I feel stupid.
by Wanta Fanta April 13, 2009
Has a great voice, but is possibly one of the most irrating people on the face of our planet.
* She is very fake and her attitude sucks !
* She loves herself and is up her own ass !
* She is pretty damn ugly due to being made of 90% plastic parts that are starting to melt !
* She is very fake and her attitude sucks !
* She loves herself and is up her own ass !
* She is pretty damn ugly due to being made of 90% plastic parts that are starting to melt !
by flammablepiss September 27, 2007
can't lip sync
by rofl my waffle January 6, 2017
The queen of Christmas that will defrost in Christmas, and she will come and get you for Christmas. But don't worry, she won't defrost until Christmas.
Ava, when it's Christmas Day at 12 AM, set a timer and when the timer sounds, go and lock all of the doors so that Mariah Carey won't get in!
by Zon’t Zo It March 12, 2023
Best selling female artist, best selling over all artist of the '90s, possesses a five-octave vocal range, but is the biggest prima donna in the world; with her fake boobs, cheesy smile, and cutesy-this, innocent-that demeanor, it's as if she thinks she's still a teenager.
Brittany: That Mariah Carey can really sing!
Lydia: Yeah, but she's the biggest diva out there, she looks down on people, and she's totally fake.
Lydia: Yeah, but she's the biggest diva out there, she looks down on people, and she's totally fake.
by Quack Quack May 27, 2005
An Old Ass Bitch thinking she is young.
This Bitch Puts on pounds of make up to hide wrinkles, Wears skimmpy clothing to show off cellulite and Marries a man half her age to prove to the world she is 27 when we all know she is 48... Stay Ya AGE!!!!
This Bitch Puts on pounds of make up to hide wrinkles, Wears skimmpy clothing to show off cellulite and Marries a man half her age to prove to the world she is 27 when we all know she is 48... Stay Ya AGE!!!!
by bUtTaH kUP April 11, 2009