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Testicular Manslaughter

The act of killing someone or placing said person in a pain-induced coma via extreme blunt-force trauma to the balls. Additional injuries besides popped testicles often includes a bruised or broken pelvis. Death is usually of a heart attack brought on by shock due to the incredible pain that is felt within the first few seconds of receiving the injury.
Dude... That guy's not breathing...
What? No way... All I did was hit him in the junk.
With what? You're grandma's fruitcake?
.... A sledgehammer.
WHAT!?! Dude! That's testicular manslaughter!
Dude, chill... It was in self-defense so-
FUCK THAT! This guy is dead... Where's the sledgehammer you used?
Right here, why?
Grab it because we're getting the fuck outta here!
by H4v0c February 6, 2012
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Mansoap

Mansoap- M-an-sO-ap
Def. man soap is what a man uses to clean out his wife/girlfriend/friend/drunk chick's mouth with during the climax of a blowjob.
"dude my girl blew me"
"did she get your mansoap?"
by DG619 January 21, 2010
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Manslation

mans-ley-shuhn, tranz- /mænsˈleɪʃən/ noun
when a man translates another man's words/actions into plain English that women can understand & interpret
John told me that he needed space & wanted to test the waters. I was confused so I contacted Mike so that he could provide the manslation.
by @aj2fab July 23, 2010
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Manscaping Paradox

A natural and uncontested law of the universe. Simply put, if a man shaves his goods before a date for the purpose of intercourse, he will NOT have sex that night. However, if he forgets to manscape, he WILL most likely have sex. A true no-win situation.
Shaving my goods before sex IS good manners, but The Manscaping Paradox says that I can’t shave if I want to smash. Damn. I
by StuffTheMoot January 23, 2020
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Northern Manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.
(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern
by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015
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Northern Manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.
(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern
by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015
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Testicular Manslaughter

Unintentional death on account of choking on gonads.
by CrowFace October 8, 2006
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