manloaf

A large and robust shit.

Dale pinched out a tremendous manloaf after winning the steak-eating contest.

by eroticpastry October 12, 2013

Manion

The best friend anyone could ever have, always reliable, the funniest person you will ever meet

The comedian up there is my best friend, he's a real Manion

by CarEater October 15, 2016

the alphabet of manliness

The funniest/manliness piece of literature mankind has ever read. Perhaps it will be looked back on as the manliest book of all time.

To quote the author, Maddox (creator of "The Best Page in the Universe... www.maddox.xmission.com), here's an exerpt and commentary from/about his book:

"This is the only sentence in the entire book that will give you a chance to adjust your face; take your time, because it’s about to be rocked off — permanently.

Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Here’s a small sample of the ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:

* People getting drop-kicked in the face

* Phallic aggression

* Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive

* Garish disregard for the well-being of children

* Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures

* Intimidating rhetoric

* Obscure penile references

* The triumph of flannel over good taste"

- Maddox

Chapter "R" for Restroom Etiquette from The Alphabet of Manliness states:

"RULE 1: Don't Gawk At the Cock

If you look at a man's penis at a urinal, the packets of light known as photons are bouncing off his dick and are being directly absorbed into your eyes. You wouldn't drip visine into your eyes that has dripped off another man's balls would you??"

by LoganP June 26, 2006

Luigi's Mansion

TEH BEST GAMECUBE GAME THAT WAS EVER PRODUCED. starts out with Luigi being lured into one of them internet giveaways. hw won a mansion. little did he know it was full of GOSTSSSS!!! he goes in mansion, goes up stairs, finds old man with crazy vacuum, tells Luigi wat do with vacuum, plays gameboy, humps furniure for rewards, trips over ghost mice, gets raped by Boolossus, gets raped a second time by bowser and king boo, and finally saves mario. he gives mario a kick in the balls and earns around 4 million. Luigi now resides in a tent on a hill.

Gameplay in Luigi's Mansion:

Mario: LUIGI!!! SAVE ME!!

Luigi:*humps random furniture* OH YEAH! HRRRR OH YEAH!

*coins and bills fly out of dresser

by WEEGEE-ANTIVIRUS July 25, 2010

Bx mansion

A really poorly designed bi-level house usually wired with metal clad cable and walled with plaster.

Yo you heading over to the bx mansion tonight?

Nah yo that place is a real shithole!!

by Bx mansion December 18, 2019

mansion ave. school

a prison were people learn

mansion ave. school sucks

by trumpet101 December 15, 2014

Mansion Wipes

A roll of full-priced, premium-brand paper towels used to wipe down surfaces in your mansion of messes created by lavish cooking, partying, or other deliberately reckless and pretentious behavior. Can also be conspicuously consumed in other ways- as long as they are used with complete disregard to their cost.

Hey! Pass me the roll of mansion wipes (instead of a dish towel or other economically responsible means of drying something) so I can wipe all of this Don Julio, Champagne, shrimp cocktail, and steak residue off the marble counter tops! Who cares how many we use, there are always more!!!

by Danny Trupin April 12, 2017