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Manatee Flipping

Verb- refers to the act of taking MDMA (ecstasy) and a strong narcotic (such as Oxycontin) simultaneously, producing a gentle, very carefree state of mind, not unlike a manatee drifting about the Florida Keys (before getting crushed by a speedboat full of bitches).
Carlos: "Hullo Xavier. Have you seen Pascual? He seems to be very slow."

Xavier: "Indeed. He's manatee flipping really hard."

Carlos: "We should engage in that soon."
by Dr.Girlfriend June 16, 2009
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Baby Brown Manatee

Feces that has been developed and excreted in such a way that it has a shape similar to that of a manatee.
Your roommate as he is stepping out of your bathroom "Sorry bro, I just gave birth to a baby brown manatee"
by Ayoe March 19, 2009
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maneets

Verb. The act of being sheets, cheeks or possibly sheeps.
Brana are you sheets? No I’m maneets

Yo Thowsy you hittin maneets soon? Yeah time to cheeks

*Brana enters room where friends are sheetsing* Kyle: “Yo brana are you maneets right now?”
by Facs69 August 27, 2020
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manatee

Their slow-moving, curious nature, coupled with dense coastal development, has led to many violent collisions with propellers from fast moving recreational motor boats, leading frequently to maiming, disfigurement, and even death.

Half a manatee's day is spent sleeping in the water, surfacing for air regularly at intervals no greater than 20 minutes.

The oldest manatee in captivity is Snooty who is held at the South Florida Museum. He was born at the Miami Seaquarium on July 21, 1948. Almost all manatees have been known to answer if called by the name Snooty.

Manatees are solitary creatures, only breeding once every two years. No game, no tang.

On average, manatees swim at about 3 to 5 mph and have been known to severely damage millions of dollars in U.S. Army vehicles and equipment in a single day.

The manatee typically has large predators like sharks and crocs, but has been known to frequently submit to the aggressive behavior of the sea otter. Sometimes even the toad is found superior to the blubbery sea cow.
i.e. manatee putting a buffalo into a hole
by jd;ldbf January 23, 2011
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manatee hand

An insult used to describe someone as clumsy, awkward, or totally useless. (imagine someone with manatees for hands, pretty useless huh?)
You can't do shit you damn manatee hand. OR Dude, I wouldn't let that guy operate on you he's got friggin' manatee hands.
by haMMiE February 4, 2004
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insanity manatee

n.- term denoting the absurdity or "craziness" of an event.
A: "You won't believe who I saw today, Anna Nicole Smith, helping an old lady down the street."
B: "Insanity manatee!"
by May November 23, 2004
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manatee gown

A mermaid gown size 28W and up.
I think the bride's dress would look nice on a thin girl. As it is it's a manatee gown.
by aaaadam November 7, 2010
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