A guy who like to bring girls to the tops of small mountains in hopes the girl will be blown away by the breath taking view and hook up with you
Hey babe im the mountain man wanna go to the mountain and drink some beers so i can have sex with you?
by Jacked J September 9, 2007
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Not the manliest kind of man. There is a breed of man even manlier than the mountain man. This is their story- Three farmers in Poland are drinking and decide to challenge each others manhood by playing man games. The first farmer tells the other two to hit him with sacks of potatoes. The other two hit him with the potatoes, then the second farmer decides to up the anti by cranking up a chainsaw and cutting the end of his foot off. The third farmer sees this and decides he will not be outdone so he takes the saw and cuts his own head off with it. You don't get much more manly, only the Maine chainsaw romance guy is in a similar category of manly.
Mountain man, my best bro cut his own head off, that really happened. You thought you were tough til I just told you the story of a real man, you look like a bearded lady boy.
by Solid Mantis November 21, 2016
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by Mouton January 29, 2007
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