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The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.
Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023
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Date Man

An Australian term which describes a man, who despite asking attractive girls on dates shows no interest in pursuing them.

A Date Man is inconsistent, never gives compliments and gives mixed messages.
However when rejected Date Man will plead "Why? Give me another chance!" Upon being granted another chance, Date Man will still not call.

Date man is the natural enemy of the ALITA (Australian slang for "Alright Little Itty Titty Ahhhh) A hot and busty girl who insists men treat her the right way.
Did that guy call you after your date last week?

No, he's such a Date Man! He pursued me for weeks and now nothing!
by Alicia one and only December 2, 2007
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Man's Date

A mans idea of a ideal date.
She invites you to her place for dinner. She doesnt hardly talk to you at all. You watch a Kung Fu movie together. Have Sex. She makes you a sandwich, and says "same time tommorow" and you say "yes" and go home. This is a Man's Date, Idealy
by Admiral Awesome Penis March 20, 2010
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Tea party Mandate

Mandate of the Tea Party as drafted by Tea Party ruler Sarah Palin who aspires to soon be the Great Hegemon of the Earth
“The Tea Party Mandate:
1) If you dont understand it, get rid of it
2) All government spending must be abolished except conservative pork barrel spending programs.
3) Dont pay to fix public schools. Offer vouchers instead. (Wait a minute, arent vouchers an entitlement program?)

4) Top priority to make masturbation illegal.

5) Ban all books except the Bible and anything written by Gingrich, Levin, Beck, Palin or Limbaugh.
6) Impose moral values and standards on all Americans.
7) End welfare except in cases where people incorporate themselves as a business and beg for funds.

8) Privatize social security so people can see their retirement savings go down the drain the next time the economy tanks under Republican control.

9) Make July 4th "Palin Day"
10) If they ask a question, dodge. If that doesnt work, parrot talking points passed on from Beck and Palin. If that doesnt work then just use witchcraft to dazzle the masses.”
by tea party truther September 22, 2010
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Mandated Modesty

The simple requirement that everyone must dress modestly.

The objective of mandated modesty is to assimilate the culture with traditionalist ideals. The way the masses dress can often be reflective of the state of the culture... in today's age, the typical American will wear sweatpants, graphic t-shirts, 3XL shirts, revealing clothing, awful looking shoes, and so on... These examples serve as a representation of a society that is lazy, depressed, overweight, promiscuous, obsessed with consuming, and ultimately without a purpose- the antithesis of excellence.

This idea is similar to the "broken window theory" regarding that the appearance of the surrounding environments can influence the behaviors of those within that environment. In essence, people will act in accordance with the beauty -or lack of- in their environment.

The low-IQ explanation: Requiring people to "fake it until they become it" to improve the culture.
"I'm tired of walking into Walmart and seeing 3XL graphic t-shirts with coomer-esque references... This is why we need Mandated Modesty!"
by schizo.lounge January 27, 2022
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mandate

a gathering of ONLY men. Activites during mandates include cruising, playing madden, going to wendy's. When one is one a mandate, one must show the mandate symbol. This is done by crossing the middle finger and the ring finger so the hand resembles an "M".
smeazles
Damn that mandate was off the hook
by Urban Dictionary January 14, 2004
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unfunded mandate

A typical date between two me but lacking the neccessary funds.
Christopher and Nate went on an unfunded mandate to the park because it did not cost money.
by Jerome Quail January 22, 2009
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