mastubatory miscalculation

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!

Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!

by vinny125125 September 9, 2010

Darth Vader Mastubator

An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.

"Oh yeah? Well you're a Darth Vader Mastubator!"

by Walter Barrett January 10, 2008

mahtob

means moonlight in arabic, however if you have this name it most likely means you're a humble person who has the best humour out there. You have a good group of friends, and a good connection with your father. You get mad when people can't pronounce your name but you eventually get over and accept it cause thats life. You're also lowkey freaky.

"oh look, theres a mahtob"

by superstarpic April 28, 2016

mantub

A fat man...associated with food, usually, and maybe an industrial cooker.

"that guy was such a mantub"

by Alex H January 29, 2005

mastubation

To play with ones self. five knuckle shuffle, chock the chicken, to have a hand shandy, self love.

The act of bringing ones self to climax, generally using ones hand or that of someone else.

I've sprained my wrist, I really should work on my mastubation technique.

by t00t May 13, 2005

mahtob

A crazy cat!

Julia's future cat.

by Vy June 10, 2003

Bisexual mastubation

The act to finger yourself and jerk off at the same time

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I Did some bisexual mastubation
Guy 1: Wh- What does that mean?
Guy 2: Oh, you dont want to know

by Capyskater May 10, 2021