Mauricio is the name of a little slut that spends 120k on giraffes. The same money that you two were saving for IVF to finally start a family but instead he draws it out of your joint account and buys 4 giraffes. If you’re dating a Mauricio - be careful. Watch your bank accounts carefully.
Ella: I want to start a family. Oh wait all the money is gone. My husband pulled a Mauricio. Now I have 4 giraffes to take care of and no children.
by Kandykane1234 October 27, 2019
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though he is good writing rap songs and enjoys ass cheeks oh his white tees. he is often very emotional with a 6.5 inch penis. enjoys biting of the nipples.
though he is good writing rap songs and enjoys ass cheeks oh his white tees. he is often very emotional with a 6.5 inch penis. enjoys biting of the nipples.
by jonasnotreallythough June 17, 2008
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by Deepwoolds October 16, 2019
Get the Mauricio mug.A wicked cool kid, who isn't afraid to show his true colors. Just because he hasn't told his parents', doesn't mean anything. You don't know how hard it is, so shut up. AND ACTUALLY, he did tell his dad. So get your facts straight before you try and shit-talk somebody on urban dictionary. LOVE YA CHIPPYMISSIPPI.<3
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by Kaley. October 20, 2008
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by AZnonymous June 23, 2021
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by MaliBebač November 21, 2021
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